Bra V Shorts
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Monty Dewhurst

A dog with a mission
By Monty Dewhurst
Published on 6 May 2008
Wife: “Give me some money. I want to buy a bra”.
Husband: “Why? You have nothing to put in it!”
Wife: “Well, You wear shorts!”